Use this fucking slut
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Only one thing can get done around her
I've been missing out
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Swallow, count and repeat
I love your ideas, honey
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
I'll help you get up, baby
Solid presentation prep, boss
Don't let it slip out again!
Pick your favorite, daddy!